intelligent conversation between my sister and I.....55+

afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
POOHEAD
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
fartpants
maybe you would prefer "whoreson mandrake"?
afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
punkinhed
i can haz cheezbergur?plz?
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
oh noes!
afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
shit fer brains
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
"f*** off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. Today's a holiday, hip-hip-hip-HIP-hooray!"
bleedin' limey
afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
popcorn farknocker
fartknocker*
i love you like a case of the clap
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
bee-sniffing bubblebutt monkey gut gorilla turd!
afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
nincompoop
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
were I thy brain, I'd throw away myself
afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
dink
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
what's faster, a brick or a rock?
i love you
afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
"thats like asking who's dumber, bart or homer simpson"
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
if there are 9 blue balls and 2 red balls in a bag, what is the chance of getting two blue balls?
inversely proportionate to the amount of strippers in the room
what would you do for a klondike bar?
afton(there's a war between the vanities, but all i see is you and me, and the fight for you is all i've ever known) says:
i'd nail jello to a tree
or fight 12 5 year olds
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. says:
that would only work if the jello's in a freezer bag.
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. said (11:41 AM):
ita! ita!
over 20 000 words. a wink of the eye and winking stars. said (11:42 AM):
"I've seen my dog lick her own asth! I don't think she's too worried about her f*cking GLUCOSAMINE levels!"